Fannymir for Faramir
SuperZutsuki
joined 5 years ago
The One Cockring
Frotto Ball-baggins
What if it was Stimli and he was autistic
Smegolas, Smegmolas
Elrond Hubbard (not porn related but I would forget it if I didn't put it down)
Penethor or Penithor
Gulp'em/Smegmol
Slamwise Hamgee or Slam-thighs Gamsgee
Gas giants like: look at this loser covered in blue liquid 

Earth: 
I have 100 followers. Please OpenAI, allow me to spread the good word. I promise I won't immediately delete the post once the money hits my account.
Tom Bimbodil: