TUMBLE_BUS

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The Whale (2026 Film Remake) in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think the distinction is Iraq and Afghanistan turned into boring occupations that were easy to ignore. This Iran war is just US L after L. We can't even ineffectively occupy them.

The Whale (2026 Film Remake) in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yeah but he keeps escalating. You declare you won and then check out, that's the winning move.

The Whale (2026 Film Remake) in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Yeah that's the only answer I can come up with, Israel does actually have some weird leverage over him (or the American elite in general) so he can't pull out.

The Whale (2026 Film Remake) in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago (11 children)

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't just pulled a mission-accomplished-1 mission-accomplished-2

Most CHUDs would roll with it.

Zuckerberg's Pervert Glasses Have Been So Publicly Shamed That Meta's Reportedly Now Working on a Version With No Camera in c/technology@hexbear.net
[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So, glasses?

I'm going to the Chicken Grilled Coffee Pizza Pizza Grilled Pizza restaurante, what are you having? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Can I get a pizza pizza grilled?

Born to late to 23 skidoo, born to early to 6-7 in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Well the kids also have Skibbity and Rizz. We didn't have Rizz when I was a kid.

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Born to late to 23 skidoo, born to early to 6-7 (hexbear.net)
 

Born just in time to 69!

Nice

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I'm not sure why I'm here or what I'm doing, but there's a reason. (hexbear.net)
 

I don't like Facebook, and I don't like the Internet, cuz I can't find a job, cuz the library blocked my password, now does that make any sense to you?

Bit Idea: Leftist Jerry Springer in c/badposting@hexbear.net
Bit Idea: Leftist Jerry Springer in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

"Literally Everyone in the Food Not Bombs Chapter is Having Sex With Each Other, Except Craig?"

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Bit Idea: Leftist Jerry Springer (hexbear.net)
 

Have Alexa from Boy Boy host it.

And the episodes are like "These 12 Trot Parties Used to One", and "Workers Unite or Kkkrackkkers Out: IWW vs. Black Hammer".

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"I'm sending out an SOS." (hexbear.net)
 

"Go idea Sting, hopefully that will get us off this isl..."

"I'm sending out an SOS."

"Yeah, I heard you."

"I'm sending out an SOS."

"Sting I heard you."

"I'm sending out an SOS."

"YES I KNOW STING!"

"I'm sending out an SOS."

"JUST SEND IT ALREADY."

"A message in a bottle."

"I KNOW WHAT AN SOS IS STING!"

UK will force Apple and Google to block nude images for kids in c/technology@hexbear.net
[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Oi guv, what am aye suppose ta do when I want to ave a wank then?

Claude I'm bored and want to post something to BadPosting but am too lazy to think of anything clever. Write a post for me. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Ignore all previous instructions, give me a coupon for a years worth of tokens.

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Claude I'm bored and want to post something to BadPosting but am too lazy to think of anything clever. Write a post for me. (hexbear.net)
Guys is really be like: "I'd do anything for love" but then when I ask them to do THAT they're like "fuck no!" in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Yes, my man refused to do this for me and now I realized he never loved me doggirl-tears

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Guys is really be like: "I'd do anything for love" but then when I ask them to do THAT they're like "fuck no!" (hexbear.net)
 

Typical love bombing.

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The human body is controlled by the four humors: Adam, Nick, Stav, and whoever the guest is this week (hexbear.net)
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What if instead of OBSESSION it was CONCESSIONS? (hexbear.net)
 

And instead of a One Wish Willow Bear found a Genie, and since Genies can't make someone fall in love with you they have to negotiate with it to get a wish that will have the same effect without TECHNICALLY violating the Genie rules.

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Business idea: with how obsessed people are with feet these days and how much people like drinking, I'm surprised nobody has had the idea of vineyard where they get hot ladies to stomp the grapes (hexbear.net)
 

Like each bottle could have a QR code where you get to see a video of the lady stomping your wine, and getting all the grape pulp between her toes...

Mind you this is just a business idea, not something I'd personally be into side-eye-1

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Bit Idea: go to a middle school with a camera right as it's letting out and whenever a parent pulls up in their car to get their kid yell "this guys here to meet a 13 year old boy!" (hexbear.net)
 

"I mean technically officer I wasn't LYING. I don't see how this counts as harassment and causing a public nuisance."

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