TriflingToad

joined 6 months ago
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

didn't 4chan do that once?

if you don't want this in your browsing history:

Eric Zhu, the company’s 17-year-old co-founder, said the inaugural event would pit samples taken from two healthy young university students against each other on a racetrack 20cm (8in) long and modelled on the female reproductive system.

honestly, I'd watch it. That sounds hilarious as fuck

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

oh I forgot about that, you win this comment section 😂

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I like the implication that they interrogated a dead body about its opinion on terrorism lmao

If we're talking about how it SHOULD be, the educational system to properly teach kids knowledge about life and not encouraging cheating (which a teacher has implied to do before) on some math equations.

never required and still do not require a phone

If your teacher does their job and teaches, sure. In the modern age where the teacher just tells you to "google it" then you DO Google it and it's blocked, yes you DO need a way to get information related to your studies online.

As an example:
I need to make an essay on a song... that I can't access because it's blocked. Literally today.

Phones are an extreme distraction to the learning process and coupled with social media...

I do agree with your reasoning though. Ideally the schools provided resources would be able to do this. However due to the fact that we have 2 IT guys for 4 schools, 6,000 students assuming similar size, there's not enough people to actually make stuff work.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

"please tell me the reason of life :)"

...

"FUCK YOU, WHY BREATH DAMNIT! 🤬"

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

by the way heres an extra censored version

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

oh I didn't know that, thanks for the update!

so glad to see they thought through their amazing plan before affecting people's already difficult lives 😃

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I just realized, since "computers" are exempt, we're gonna see a lot more products with screens in it for no reason.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 week ago

wow grandma you look really different than I remember you!

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