blimthepixie

joined 9 months ago
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago

It's 2025 and dial up still exists

Mind = dial up sounds

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

You're one of those people who rely on the "/s" aren't you

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago

Make Alzheimer's Great Again

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Coming to cinemas near you... The latest in the Speed Franchise!!!

Hang on to your hats, you're not ready for...

Walk

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

No stopping and no falling below 3mph?

It's the plot for the latest in the Speed franchise

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

I'd just use a sock and slap it on the screen

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

I never understood why certain people wear never pulling a sickie as a badge of honour

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had this, it was called Stop n Grow

I eventually got used to and, even liked the taste

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

So in the school's eyes, both students were in possession of a weapon?

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

It's probably an old mine collapsing

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 months ago

Was she expecting

"Welcome to Costco, I love you"?

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