crenquis

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[–] crenquis@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can you please fix me so that I can say "no"?

[–] crenquis@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

It was a sad day when olives no longer fit on the ends of my fingers...
I need to make some sort of silicone glove with olive-pit-sized extensions, so I can eat them the way the lord intended.

[–] crenquis@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

That seems like the most technically correct answer

[–] crenquis@lemmy.today 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My friend suggested "A Surrender"

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