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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 25 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Gotta get that nut.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Build a giant maze with a plate of coke on one side of the map and Hunter Biden's laptop, then make Don Jr run though it making him choose between cocain or laptop.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 4 months ago

Or you could speed it up, get it over with.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Get both and have a Benzien night, see how badly you can fuck your life up while asleep.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 16 points 4 months ago (4 children)

We don't buy games in this house, we pirate them.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 4 months ago

I camembert these puns!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

The mold that covers brie is dying out because we cloned it too much, we're gonna lose soft cheese.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Artificial existential crisis machine.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 6 months ago

Always have something to distract you while it loads, never let those thoughts be heard!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 6 months ago

You're pretty fired up for an icefox, you need to chill out.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 6 months ago

Same, 5ft11 as well, I think we're both too tall and too short for people.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 6 months ago

Sometimes I'll delete a comment if someone's already made the shitty joke or I'm too stoned and misread the original post, it's usually the second one tho.

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