I remember in highschool once, someone got caught with weed, so the school got the cops to come in and check everyone's bags, I always had a bong and a small bag of weed in my bag, because I was a dumbass stoner kid, but the universe had my back and I was sick for the 3 days this all happened, I got back to school and was the only one who didn't get screwed over.
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Ohh fuck, I've summoned the Linux people!
We got bored of being better than england at cricket, so know we're coming for soccer.
I'd rather drink my own fermented piss than drink a fucking fosters.
It's a simple meme that can be translated into many forms, you can even do it in text form
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Yeah! That piece of shit has been getting away with it for too long!
Fuck!
You can help people with no expectation of favors in return and still be a dick.
About time someone put that little prick in his place! We get it Jimmy, you're smarter than the world, your still a dick tho.
My art teacher was stoned all the time, me and some mates were skating at the school during the holidays, none of us had weed, then we smelt it, looked up and he's there smoking a bong just inside of the window in the art room, I don't think he saw us lookin, not sure, he was a space cadet that dude.