hellfire103

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The latest fleeting TikTok beauty trend? Looking tired in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago

Hooray, I'm fashionable.

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World's oldest baby is born in the United States (news.sky.com)
CEO Brags That He Gets "Extremely Excited" Firing People and Replacing Them With AI in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Oh, fuck. I really went onion-free with this one.

Archaeologists Keep Finding Massive Shoes at an Ancient Roman Fort—and They Have No Idea Why They're So Big in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

Yep! I have heard that the Romans had big feet, though.

Archaeologists Keep Finding Massive Shoes at an Ancient Roman Fort—and They Have No Idea Why They're So Big in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Potayto Potahto

Trump administration says federal employees can encourage co-workers to "re-think" their religious beliefs in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 43 points 4 months ago

I hope the Satanic Temple can have some fun with this.

Archaeologists Keep Finding Massive Shoes at an Ancient Roman Fort—and They Have No Idea Why They're So Big in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago (6 children)

11.8 inches is about a foot.

Ryan Walters Accidentally Screens Retro Nudie Flick for State School Board Members... in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Let me rephrase that...

Ryan Walters Accidentally Screens Retro Nudie Flick for State School Board Members... in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

~~How the fuck is this NotTheOnion‽‽‽~~

How the fuck isn't this The Onion‽‽‽

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Mercedes Gives Customers the One Thing They've Always Wanted: Microsoft Teams (www.motor1.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/33456569

Microsoft buys over $1B worth of poop to counter pollution caused by AI - Dexerto in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 months ago

Step 3: stop wasting our resources on running a glorified predictive text algorithm.

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Recession Indicator? Queer People Are Drinking Dairy Milk Again (www.them.us)
Microsoft buys over $1B worth of poop to counter pollution caused by AI - Dexerto in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think the point most people are trying to make is that the pollution should not exist in the first place, and also that carbon offsetting doesn't work as advertised.

Microsoft buys over $1B worth of poop to counter pollution caused by AI - Dexerto in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No shit

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Microsoft buys over $1B worth of poop to counter pollution caused by AI - Dexerto (www.dexerto.com)
Australia's Antisemitism envoy praises Elon Musk's X for using AI to 'root out hate' in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

We need to bring either The Day Today or Brass Eye back. Reality-grade satire is not working anymore.

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Roblox CEO wants adults to use platform as a dating service - Dexerto (www.dexerto.com)
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Children investigated over Russian and Iranian plots against UK, says police chief (www.theguardian.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/33017604

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The CIA reveals more of its connections to Lee Harvey Oswald (www.washingtonpost.com)
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Experiment finds yoghurt can lower house temperature (www.bbc.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32945598

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Metallica copyright strikes U.S. government (www.dexerto.com)
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ouroboros (lemmy.ca)
 
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huntblr gatherblr (lemmy.ca)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/47727050

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[Non-News] An official US Government account posted this (lemmy.world)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509

An official US Government account posted this

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida

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