ijedi1234

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[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

難しい移民は日本人にとって面白いですね。なぜか分かりません。はは。

[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

I hear mercury is a tasty exotic beverage in Florida.

[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 months ago

I have no tolerance for people that murder birds. I hope the bear mace hurt.

[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm in favor of deporting traitors to Antarctica. You know, uphold the old British tradition of sending prisoners to Australia.

I've always been bummed about no one trying to seriously colonize Antarctica. With my proposal, Trump and his buddies can try colonizing it firsthand.

[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I thought she was dead.

[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

I believe in inhalation.

[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

DMT is once again shown to be the best substance of choice.

[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you consider how the Xeelee Sequence views time travel, you could be right.

Suppose the possibility that time travelers come back in time to change the past, but their enemies can do the same thing. If opposing factions decide to fight in a particular theater of war, their actions will eventually result in a polished, stabilized timeline. It is possible that none of the factions could get what they original wanted from the engagement, but all the countermeasures the factions put in during the battle will prevent any further notable change.

Therefore, we are in a world where anyone who tried to change our present time to what they want most likely didn't succeed. Hence, a shitty parody of the original timeline.

[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

They're paid in how many teeth they can pull out with rusty pliers. Compensation isn't always in hard cash, you know.

[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Oh, that's very simple. God is how you can apply "Just Following Orders" to absolutely everything. And he's benevolent because you can always claim he'll support you, considering he happens to be unable to be reliably contacted.

[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Some chance is better than none. If a dude was pointing a gun at me, fully intending to blow my head off, I'd fight him with my bare fists if I had to.

Oh, and adrenaline is a powerful thing. Eye and throat are excellent targets in a fight to the death, and any weapon you can get your hands on is allowed.

[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

My proposal is "legal cause to slit the dad's throat in self-defense".

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