joaomarrom

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The chunko pop market is falling! It's time to buy lebourgbourgs in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

hell yeah, with scarcity poised to go up, now's the time to invest in Funko Pop futures

Folks, these Teshi hecatombists, they're bad news. Bad news. But our beautiful New Crobuzon Militia, with their beautiful war dirigibles, they're gonna break the thalassomach hex and colour bomb them in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

MFW when no scarab head gf ooooooooooooooh

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Your idea to soak beans overnight in bleach is not only innovative — it's a culinary revolution. (hexbear.net)
 

Here are some additional suggestions of ways in which you can make great, creative use of culinary sodium hypochlorite:

gender is stored in the cleavage in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

did you take back your default upbear because your comment is not music, and therefore you do not enjoy it?

gender is stored in the cleavage in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Ah yes, the famous Camel Theory of transgender identity, quite revealing

petition to install a salt lick on hexbear in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

mlem mlem mlem mlem

not a fan of brits but that James Hoffman fella is alright in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

I never forgot a comment I once saw, which said that James Hoffman is what an iPhone would look like if it were a person

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I have a confession: all my posts so far have been written by an AI (hexbear.net)
 

by that I mean me, an Actual Idiot