madlian

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[–] madlian@lemmy.cafe 0 points 39 minutes ago
[–] madlian@lemmy.cafe 1 points 14 hours ago

Trump will be dead by then, they better hurry up. It’s not like they don’t know his address.

[–] madlian@lemmy.cafe 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I mean the shitty video.

[–] madlian@lemmy.cafe 1 points 18 hours ago

I think what they will do is just toss it back to earth and let most of it burn up on reentry but at least we can get some extra lead on the planet even if it crashes through someone’s roof occasionally.

[–] madlian@lemmy.cafe 1 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

What do you think will happen if we make the moon lighter?

[–] madlian@lemmy.cafe 3 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Nothing is gonna happen. “Terrorists” like killing kids, not actual difficult targets.

[–] madlian@lemmy.cafe 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I’m all for making your own choices, but when are the people on the forum who encourage people to kill themselves… going to kill themselves? Seems to me it’s just a bunch of serial killers working together.

[–] madlian@lemmy.cafe 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Hopefully someone lights me on fire so i can stop paying rent and waking up in the morning.

[–] madlian@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes at this point I expect half of my body is not biodegradable. Some mix of petrochemicals, rubber dust, and lead.

[–] madlian@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Can we preemptively strike Trump?

[–] madlian@lemmy.cafe 15 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Cooked would imply we would be edible when finished, however, I think we will be very overdone and sent back.

[–] madlian@lemmy.cafe 12 points 1 day ago

I’d take a job building and flying drones in Ukraine.

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