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As the duly elected pokesperson for the Midwest, that’s going to be a “nah” from us.

And that’s why I came here before potentially seeing something that would make me sad in the article.

Fireworks for me. I miss that whole suite though.

I will never go back. After installing a bidet, it quickly becomes clear how primitive the use of toilet paper is, at least as a primary means of cleaning.

Also, whoever snuck “pinch” into this headline got away with murder. I suspect there was much furtive chortling.

And he is their patron saint now.

Absolutely scathing write-up. I wish words were enough.