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Calling it here, Costco is going to use the genetic information to create the perfect hot dog.

When I plowed through that kindergarten I didn't get as much as a single dent. If that isn't an endorsement, then I don't know what is.

Hell, I'd jab a pen in your throat right now if I suspected it would somehow improve your health

Replace all the customer facing employees with chimpanzees with webcams that say in sign language: read what's on the website. Whenever someone calls in or opens a chat, they're connected with a chimp. Be sure to also include a guide to ASL on the company website. I guarantee sales will go up

In the good old days socially anxious people would just get stabbed in central park.

True. Many things got left to Beaver, some say too many things got left to Beaver. Much of McCarthyism and the Red scare can be blamed on little Theodore Cleaver.

You're gonna cook up a crazy theory like that and not even mention big daddy capitalism?

edit: I was making a joke, it didn't land right. I agree with you, I probably wouldn't be on this website if I didn't.

Yes but everything is shot straight up your ass. Food, news and entertainment. Straight up the ass through a tube.

I don't know but I'll happily attack you. Please list your insecurities so I can more accurately ridicule you.

Nice, this is exactly why a forest has no car seats. Go achieve your life goals

One day you come home, you see all your stuff is in boxes. Then you see a note on the fridge, it says: "Womp womp" You fall to your knees and break down in tears. Through your tears you see another note underneath the fridge. You reach for the note. The note reads: "Womp, womp?" You began to laugh maniacally. You hear footsteps, you stop laughing. Your wife stands behind you. She says: "Kept you on your toes didn't I?"

I don't wish to learn any more about Germany