outhouseperilous

joined 4 days ago

Yes im coming out against dick rockets here.

It's kind og funnier if you don't get it.

Not in any of the ways that matter.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Thanks for murdering a perfectly good bit.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, im pretty sure political power is kept in barrels, and we take it out when we need to use it. Because it comes from there.

Oh shit, maybe we don't just store it there, but we make it there? Like whiskey?

Old saying from.... Korea, i wanna say? Maybe mongolia?

I don't remember exactly, but damn i wonder if its tasty, like whiskey.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

No, honey, it's 2025.

I don't know what happened to you, but im so fucking sorry.

Edit: you can down vote me all you want. It doesn't change the truth. Odds are everyone you knew is dead.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 day ago (6 children)

and is still functional and doing valuable things in the 70s

Oh, wow, you might wanna sit down for this.

The only 'delivery guy' i ever met who got paid even close to six figures (and that doesn't include operation+maintenance) spoke like a million languages, had advice for how much to bribe border guards in various countries and currencies, most of which no longer exist, and may have had ties to the state department.

And i feel like thats not the kind of delivery guy amazon is trying to replace with these.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And if its not infinite, we should pretend it is and extract as much as we can for shareholders!

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The labor aspect of class politics is complicated.

But you don't have to understand any of it to think stealing these would be cool as fuck.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Its probably fine.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Political power is, as they say (i think they say this) kept in barrels

And you should drop those barrels on cops.

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