Strategy favorite: Root - it's rules-heavy, but each faction functions completely differently, and the art is fantastic.
Strategy blah: Axis and Allies. It's more of a history lesson than a game, and I've never heard of a game taking less than four hours.
Chance favorite: Egyptian War (goes by other names, I think). Technically it's not pure chance, but mostly (which is probably why I like it).
Chance blah: Left Center Right. The most mind-numbing experience.
For the record, Bingo isn't dull if you play it the way those older ladies do, with like 12 cards at a time. Then it's just a rush of anxiety. Still not fun, but not dull.
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