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What's the worst rated film that you love? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We are ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists!

the invite the.... in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 83 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Any time I use the wrong definite article my German wife will loudly bark “NEIN!” It’s hot but educational.

Cheese is always good in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Recipe: Add 1/4 cup of cheese.
Me: Adding 1 cup of cheese got it.

look at these cats in c/badposting@hexbear.net

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

David Attenborough: The bears…you know what I don’t even know. Sometimes nature just does this stuff and I need to explain it calmly, and today I just can’t.

Why in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

Honey addiction is real and tearing our communities apart.

what's up fellow early birds in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Even when I would do a lot of lessons early it would pester me later on in the day to practice more.

A bird holds its breath in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I thought canaries got carried into the mine as a punishment for the great canary uprising of 1742.

At least we're not mixing in letters in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I say we divide the day into 100 sections. No reason really I just think it’d be cool to party until 100 o’clock.

Russia reportedly fails to launch intercontinental ballistic missile to intimidate Ukraine and NATO as planned in c/world@quokk.au

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 30 points 7 months ago

Forks are terrifying by comparison... in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

This is why I’m so patient and calm when dealing with spoons.

When it's 5PM in the US and yet a bunch of !ich_iel posts show up in your feed in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Guten Tag my homies!

should've been the axe template in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 54 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Me: Hey bank AI, how much money is in my account?
Bank AI: (long pause) It looks like there are five banks in your area.