samus12345

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 48 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Ah, so that's why he loves them so much.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

If something makes Trump mad, it's absolutely what you should do.

Remember, WWTD? (what wouldn't Trump do?)

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 33 points 9 months ago (13 children)

And California, make a land bridge between Canada and Mexico! Plus Canada would jump from 9th largest GDP in the world to 3rd largest!

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

"Sauron steals our bit complaining about nasty, nasty Hobbitses, Precious!"

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Me in 2020: Man, this year fucking sucks!

The year 2025: Hold my beer.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I just got over being sick for 2 weeks and even though I was lucky enough to have that much sick time, I absolutely wanted the strongest meds I could get because I was miserable.

you’re expected to power through unless contagious

No, you're expected to power through and they don't give a fuck whether you're contagious or not.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

"You don't have to do this, Joe, you really don't."

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

"In a way, he taught me to love. He is the best of me. The last of me."

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

"I vas only following orders!"

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