In three more year Ted is going to start telling his kids how he met their mother.
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As my father used to say “Don’t do two crimes at the same time”
And party on dudes!

Thou are God.
Shouldn’t this be labeled NSFW what with the Strokenoff?
No but this bear has huge knockers
This a great start and I’d just throw in, if you’re the parent of a small picky eater or just want to get more veggies in your life. I like to grate in all sorts of other veggies like broccoli, zucchini, spinach, carrots, just go nuts, because tomatoes have such a strong flavour your blander veggies go right in and if you grate it fine enough just dissolve so kids done see or taste them but all the good stuff still gets in.
“‘We must all hang together, or most assuredly we will all hang separately.”
I really enjoyed DCC and it's a pretty fun ride but honestly from what your saying I'd suggest you avoid it for a while. It's fun but it's also bloody and full of violence. It starts out with killing 99% of humanity and everybody in it is dealing with some heavy PTSD and it's hopeful and people pull together but it's still a tragedy.
Mama, needs a night off!