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How did you fuck up recently? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not all heroes wear capes.
Some have wings & stingers.
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No clue who the dude was, I just hate on billionaires in general.

Yummy in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Patrice wrapped poop knife I got you too!

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[–] spykee@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

Nesquik cereal resembling rabbit poop
I think I can help with a reference model.

Yummy in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

Plastic packed blue poop knife
Here, maybe this might be of some help.

What are commonly used idioms/metaphors that make no sense to anyone who knows about the topic they come from? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago

"You cannot have a cake and eat it too?"
Bruv, if I have a cake in my hands, I am going to eat it.
It's like me giving a back massage to my girlfriend. Things are going to get groped.
Yes, I have a girlfriend. I will not be taking any questions.

My wife has a lot of patience part 2. in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 84 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Drawtism comic. Woman asks her boyfriend if he would like to bring toys in the bedroom. Boyfriend excitedly plays hotwheels on the woman's ass. \

Edit- Source: Drawtism.

WTF? Americans and Britons swear more than Australians online, research finds in c/australia@aussie.zone

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Why the fuck you think I give fuck about those shitty cunts?\

Those of you that back your vehicle into parking spots, why do you do it? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I support this narrative.
Not because it is logical, BUT BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING RIGHT!
GET IT, CHARLOTTE?
I DON'T HAVE EYES ON MY CAR'S TAIL-LIGHT TO SEE YOU WERE COMING TOWARDS ME.

French government accused of top-level cover-up in Nestlé water scandal in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 33 points 6 months ago

Fuck Nestlé.

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[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Screenshot of part of the comment.

How you doin?

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[–] spykee@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Porncrastination.
Yes, it IS word. I've been doing this activity for years. Do not doubt my experience in the field.