hey could also contain various animals that could distrupt the ecosystem,
The only thing that an egg that someone is likely smuggling in is going to contain is a chicken, and we're also currently short of the egg-laying variants of chickens, so a black-market Canuck egg-laying chicken wouldn't go amiss either.
If you're not joking, John Hinkley, Jr.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempted_assassination_of_Ronald_Reagan
David Hinkley appears to be a statistician.