tektite

Try not to write any task managers on the way to the parking lot!

He paid for boys so does he care that his daughter disowned him? He didn't use his ill-gotten gains to buy a female meat shield! Besides, he's already got his "You're not the real president" kid for that.

/s

"Sorry, we've all looked through those files a lot but no one has had time to alphabetize them yet!"

Okay, so not those then!

Postal boxes? Transformer boxes? Manhole covers? Park walking paths? Detention center fences? The houses of local homophobic politicians? Bike racks? Telephone poles?

Eggs and bricks with tacos painted on them. No reason to waste any tasty tacos!

I went to a kid's birthday party the other day. There was a little girl (maybe 4y/o?) there who had been to another party earlier in the day but left before that party had cake.

The second that cake was mentioned she starts wandering around going, "Can I have cake?" to anyone who would listen.

"Can I have cake? Can I have cake?" I was told someone had cake and I'll be damned if I don't get some immediately.

From... screenshots?

Men

girls

Adult girls are called women.

It's called hostile architecture and it's things like arm rests in the middle of a bench so you can't lie down on it, or sloped windowsills so you can't sit there.

I once saw a bench with a statue of a person sleeping on it. Wtf?

"To prevent the unsightly possibility of someone sleeping on this bench, we should put a statue of someone sleeping on this bench! Leave the useless bench there but also fuck you!"

maybe

And even still, not everything of any particular code is recyclable.

I finally discovered that what is accepted in my recycle cart is determined by who will buy it for recycle. For example, some company might buy yogurt tubs and milk jugs but not other shapes of the same plastics.