toarmspunies

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The site outage made me right-wing. Please support my small business. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[โ€“] toarmspunies@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Some ideas for an aspiring business owner (GOD bless):

  • Make sure you support BNPL services for appetizers
  • Have mystery entres at the door: you pay $15 and get whatever is in the bag (expected value $6)
  • BYONS: Bring your own napkins and silverware- sell it as being eco-friendly
  • Free refills are gommunism vuvuzuela
I fucked up real bad in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[โ€“] toarmspunies@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

And I just now realized by posting this that I now no longer have the "if I remember" out I gave myself yesterday it's never been worse

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I fucked up real bad (hexbear.net)
 

Yesterday I said I would have an unspecified announcement around 2pm est in response to the Trump unspecified announcement but I don't have shit and there's only 36 minutes left oh shit oh fuck