toomanypancakes

Black Lotus. You gotta shell out bank or win some vintage tournament to acquire one these days.

What a coincidence, I suggest Trump goes and fucks himself with the green side of a pineapple

nonplussed

I think people are weirdly obsessed with sports. It's fine to enjoy them, but it's a fucking game. They need to calm down.

House of Leaves. I don't know if I want to read it again, but that book was a cool experience.

The ability to see where the thing in the fridge I'm looking for is immediately

That sounds delicious what

I need to find this

Precisely

Imagine raising more money than almost everyone will ever acquire in their lifetimes for the sole purpose of making life worse for people. Conservatives are objectively terrible people.

Tatchos. You can't tell me anyone's ever scarfed a platter of tatchos and then been like, "let's do something physical"

Usually either put on a record, take the dog for a walk, or diddle the skittle

Fortunately not, cast iron is damn near invincible. Just a lot of smoke and a brief bit of terror.