xylol

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[–] xylol@leminal.space 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Back in my day you had to break wind up hill both ways

[–] xylol@leminal.space 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We need to install waffle grates in all toilets and just have a foot press that lets you push your poop in

[–] xylol@leminal.space 42 points 1 week ago (18 children)

How do you make a wet wipe dissolve when its wet without dissolving when its wet

[–] xylol@leminal.space 2 points 1 week ago

Just let it soak in water in the fridge then its good again, cold brewp

[–] xylol@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago

Bidet showers are the best after a long workout, have your gym install one in the gym restroom for everyone to use

[–] xylol@leminal.space 2 points 1 week ago

Sometimes it doesn't work too great, I've jumped instances every few months and had to manually copy pasta saved posts and comments plus resubscribe to communities

[–] xylol@leminal.space 8 points 1 week ago

The thing about chihuahuas is they get other dogs to do their dirty work

Caramena said a pack of three dogs dug under two six-inch chainlink fences to reach the communal animal enclosure on the night of Jan. 19. Happy Hollow staff members found the slaughtered equines covered in bite marks the following morning.

The third canine, a chihuahua, has not been caught but is "not considered a threat.

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/happy-hollow-san-jose-horses-donkey-dog-maul-dead-12537735.php

[–] xylol@leminal.space 2 points 1 week ago

I don't know what to tell you haha that's just how I spelt it growing up until I saw a band that spelled it among and had to look it up, I think just having the o without the u felt strange

[–] xylol@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago (6 children)

As an American I don't know where I learned to spell everything with a u like colour or amoung as a kid but I was so confused when my phone kept correcting me

[–] xylol@leminal.space -3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now a developer gets more hours tuning parameters to get different trees instead of copy pasting the same ones over and over

[–] xylol@leminal.space 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've had to chase the neighbor's cat away several times in the mornings before work because the scrub jays that had a nest in our bushes would be screaming at 5 in the morning because the cat would be out there

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