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[–] Pamasich@kbin.earth 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Now, the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace, which is both beautifully and aptly named after a president who ended eight wars in less than a year, will stand as a powerful reminder of what strong leadership can accomplish for global stability," she said.

? What 8 wars does he think the ended? Are there even 8 he got involved in at all?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dear leader hit 23 holes-in-one on his first round of golf.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

And not a single one was legal age