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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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"The beast will not truly die until all the limbs have been separated from the torso. The arms and legs must be taken to opposing points to be burnt, their ashes scattered to the four winds.
Cut the tongue from the demons mouth, and let it burn. Then the eyes, gouged carefully and salted. Then, upon the ash of the tongue, burn the head.
Only then may you remove the small thing the wretched creature called a heart, and once flayed and salted, may it to be given to the cleansing flame.
It is only then may you take the remaining husk upon hallowed ground, bathed in the blessed waters and smoke of the holy incense, that an iron stake may be driven through it, and may it burn. The iron must be let cool, and placed in a box to be buried itself, and forgotten to time."