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Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction (www.whitehouse.gov)

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[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago

Man, my other in law just dislocated her replacement hip 2 weeks so, imma have to sue the ambulance company for going so nuclear on her, I heard she got two doses of the stuff on the ride to the hospital...