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Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction (www.whitehouse.gov)

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[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 81 points 4 days ago (4 children)

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, it was inevitable.

Even if you follow and believe his line of logic about Biden in 2022, saying Biden is too old, then you have to ALSO follow the logic that trump is 2 years younger than Biden. Which means by 2024 trump is the same age that Biden was "too old to be president".

Our last president who didn't qualify for AARP left office in 2017.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well Trump has the advantage of not actually doing the job. Less stress.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He didn't do the job from 2017-2021, or 2025-today either.....

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's what I said.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Oh. I thought you meant he could say that in 2022 because he wasn't the president then. Sorry, that's how I read it.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Also...remember when his whole campaign was all about criticizing Republican warhawks for the "disastrous war in Iraq", and how he'd never support something like that?

Yeah. Good times.

[–] n0respect@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

So how is biden doing these days?

Oh, in treatment for prostate cancer. Not terrible, but still stressful. It'd be nice to have a healthy president, if only we had the choice.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

In all fairness, I don’t think any of this crazy is coming from Trump. It’s the perfectly sane fascists he has hired.