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[–] WhiteRabbit@lemmy.today 248 points 23 hours ago (24 children)

Fuckin LOL. That’s too on the nose man. It’s Iraq all over again

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 178 points 23 hours ago (17 children)

That's exactly why he's doing this.

False claim one; Fentanyl is a WMD

False claim two; Fentanyl is coming from Venezuela.

Enjoy twenty more years of quagmire America.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 80 points 22 hours ago (14 children)

You're missing the other countries he's used fentanyl to harass: Mexico, Canada, and China.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, but all of those are evil countries corrupted by the insidious hand of the Marxist Antifa

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 12 hours ago

that damn antifa organisation. Why don't they stop terrorising the USA!!

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