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Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction (www.whitehouse.gov)

submitted 6 days ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 41 points 6 days ago (2 children)

He will use the to justify a war. Which he will then use as an excuse to not have elections (because he saw Zelenskyy do it.) But I bet a cheeseburger takes him out before any of that.

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The us had elections in WW2 and the civil war.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 19 points 6 days ago

I’m well aware.

But this is speculation on what Trump could do to justify his usual unprecedented antics.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago

His idiot followers don't know that.

[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

And if not, I sincerely hope that a cheeseburger takes me out before any of that.