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Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction (www.whitehouse.gov)

submitted 3 days ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

does this man know how much of a joke he is? or is it lost on him?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Oh, this is no joke. It lets them use any laws relevant to WMD on citizens suspected of having fentanyl.

Laws are based on words and definitions. If you change the words and definitions, you change the laws. It's also why we've been in a "state of emergency" for the entire year.