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So America is harboring WMDs? Quick somebody assemble a coalition of the willing to liberate them.
It's even being controlled by religious fundamentalists!
You mean terrorist organizations?
Yes
This may be the plan, internally. I believe there are certain provisions that allow the US military and intelligence groups broader rights if they can categorize the action as "against WMDs".
That's a really good point. They can say Venezuela has fentanyl and invade their country.
Canadian super labs.