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Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction (www.whitehouse.gov)

submitted 3 days ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] DeICEAmerica@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So is FUCKING LITTLE BOYS. Put this closet cock sucker in a box with no door.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That ... would be a weapon of ass destruction, which is not technically the same thing. Also, lets not disparage those who enjoy a dick in their mouth.

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

It's not the dick, it's the cowardice we disparage.