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Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction (www.whitehouse.gov)

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[–] JustTheWind@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If this is a preamble to justify a new decade of carpet-bombing a third world country again: I sort of really hope it the final straw that finally gets NATO to intervene; treating the USA as a global threat. I know it's just a pipe dream, but I can dream nonetheless

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The best NATO can do is to help the constitutionalist side in a US civil war while fighting russia at the same time (who will try to provide support to the monarchist side, but it will be hard without controlling both coasts and Canada). Hah, maybe russia/China would try to smuggle help in through Mexico.