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As a kid, I just assumed it was aesthetic. Like, someone for an audience of non-musicians to project themselves on to.

As an adult, I recognize that this is almost certainly not the case. Presumably the conductor plays a role that is necessary and helpful to the rest of the orchestra... but I'll be damned if I can't quite figure out what that is. Surely its not just timing? Can't the players just... listen to one another to work that out?

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[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

They mark the beat, make cues and decide how the band/orchestra should play/sound, which is worked on in rehearsals, it's not made up on the spot. In professional bands the musicians may already know the tempo and how to play a certain piece making the conductor a bit redundant

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think even in professional settings anything might happen when the performance starts, so it becomes valuable to have someone at the front who can hear everything in context and signal for corrections if something is too loud or quiet, or out of time.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is it, conductors hear every single goddamn note you're playing even if you can hardly hear it yourself, and if there's a problem they're gonna let you know about it right there on the spot during the performance even while keeping track of all the other shit at the same time

I don't know how they do it and can only assume they're some kinda wizard

I think for a lot of bands there's a default leader, either for each song or for all their work as a whole.