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[–] zabadoh@ani.social 94 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

I give that about a week after it comes out, before you can buy compatible socket wrenches on AliExpress.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 hours ago

I've got a set of 20-something security bits from there, all the anti interference stuff all in one place.

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 28 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly, this whole article is stupid and I kinda like the little fasteners.

I'll buy a set of these screwdrivers for $10 and put them in my speciality tool drawer and call it a day.

No problems here.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 51 minutes ago

You shouldn't have to?

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, like those security lug nuts. Guess what, guys?

We've had two vehicles come with them. I remove them the first time I have a wheel off for some reason.

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I wouldn't say the security wheel nuts are entirely useless.

Although a set is only about $25 on Amazon, it does limit the pool of potential wheel thieves to serious professionals who are looking for something more valuable to justify buying and carrying multiple sets of these around.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What makes you think a wheel thief bought their tools?

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Even if they didn't pay in money, they paid in time and effort.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 4 points 4 hours ago

Plus you gotta carry that shit around. Easier to justify a socket set than a pocketful of random lugnut keys.