classic bmw
if only our economy wasnt so dependent on this company
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2025
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Why not just weld that shit solid at this point ffs.
I give that about a week after it comes out, before you can buy compatible socket wrenches on AliExpress.
I've got a set of 20-something security bits from there, all the anti interference stuff all in one place.
Exactly, this whole article is stupid and I kinda like the little fasteners.
I'll buy a set of these screwdrivers for $10 and put them in my speciality tool drawer and call it a day.
No problems here.
Yeah, like those security lug nuts. Guess what, guys?
We've had two vehicles come with them. I remove them the first time I have a wheel off for some reason.
I wouldn't say the security wheel nuts are entirely useless.
Although a set is only about $25 on Amazon, it does limit the pool of potential wheel thieves to serious professionals who are looking for something more valuable to justify buying and carrying multiple sets of these around.
What makes you think a wheel thief bought their tools?
People need to stop buying BMWs, they seem to always be the first to introduce some new bullshit.
They also love making their cars extremely complicated, so maybe it's better if people need to do some research before taking apart something they can't reassemble.
Even a bad idea like this has its loyal supporters who are fine with a car company making DIYers jump through hoops. Probably pay more for the luxury of not being able to do basic service on your own car.
I honestly was expected it to be lug nuts connected to the cloud that self-destructed if a code isn't given in time. If you want people to buy your cars and take them to the dealer for servicing, then build better cars and have better service at decent prices. It's common sense to anyone else.
it will probably limit 3rd parties for a short time, until they purchase the tool that is required
or someone reverse engineers a tool that doesn't violate some trademark
these things never stay in one parties control for long
I think the issue is with how many hoops you want to jump through in order to fix BMWs, specifically.
If I'm running an auto-repair shop and I already need specialty kits and tools for more common vehicles, why am I going to invest in one for a far more niche brand? And if the number of non-dealership repair centers for BMWs dry up, the pool of people skilled in repair go with it.
It's a death spiral for the brand as a whole, in pursuit of marginal increase in dealership based repairs.
Where are you from? BMWs are incredibly popular here in the UK and Europe and are far from niche.
You know the highest selling car brand in the UK is the Volkswagen? Literally buying more HitlerCars than your own in-house brands by a good 30% over the next leading car company (which is, in fairness, BMW).
Everyone loves German vehicles here for some reason.
Becauae when it was nationalised, the British car industry was poor-quality, unimaginative, and unreliable.
Far from niche. BMW is the largest exporter of vehicles from the US.
Propriety screws can all be defeated with the right 2 part epoxy...?
What's the point? Any person with a set of tools is not going to be stopped by having the wrong drill bit.
BMW, in lieu developing electric cars that can compete with chinese brands, has found a different way of binding its customers to the brand...
Fuck em, but also a few measurements, plastic prototypes, and 1 shapeways order and you could have a custom stainless socket wrench bit to fit these. I've printed a custom shaped utility box key in 17-4 for less than $50.
No one ever asks about the company's right to repair /s
A Veblen good is a type of luxury good for which the demand increases as the price increases, in apparent contradiction of the law of demand, resulting in an upward-sloping demand curve.
Everyone's copying from the fruit store. They see "unrepairable phones made them a trillion dollar company, let's do the same!". All they have to do is market it like it was made by the second coming of Christ and people will love it. Sprinkle on some bullshit like "it's for your safety, stealing it is worth less now" and it'll be a hit.
Pointless or useless
¿Por que no los dos?
Pointless AND useless!
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Ugh, I hope not. I already have $100k in tools.