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He could gift the planet by leaving Earth, possibly on one of his peer's rockets.
Anytime there's a movie about a robot being sent to space, it doesn't go well. I'm told molten metal works better.
the android this time, is zuckeberg.
Him and Mrbeast have that soulless stare. I want a vault tec style experiment where we put these guys in a bunker with a bunch of dangerous items that aren't weapons and just observe what happens. Musk can join too. I'm talking tools and stuff that these guys have absolutely no idea how to use. Basically manhunt without experience on how to use the tools or guidance on what to do. Allow them more than enough food to survive, but only basic ingredients like raw flour, no frozen pizzas or anything.
Theres a small piece of lead that could do the trick a whole lot cheaper
1 trick doctors don't want you to know!