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Mark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homes (fortune.com)

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At this point in time I am willing to believe that even if Zuckerberg has zero interest in children, these billionaires all probably have orgies where they fuck children as a bonding exercise and to 'seal' themselves in the deal.

Kinda like how in the Mafia you had to murder someone to 'make your bones' and be a made man or someone important in the gang. It's one of those things you can't walk back from.

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 15 hours ago

I'll just stay common.