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Mark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homes (fortune.com)

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[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

He'll just move. It won't be a big deal for him.

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

To another neighborhood with 11 homes? Didn't those take 14 years? That weed is a slow growing catastrophe. He'll put lots of work in before it's discovered as a problem. And then when he finally leaves, fuck him. Who cares? He as a whole neighborhood that's fucking worthless.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 minutes ago

Is it worse than running bamboo?

[–] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

so why is the world not over run with this one plant?