badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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A species. Or, well, was.
Ever notice how he's THE Grinch? There used to be many of them. They weren't always so evil, the Grinches. A peaceful lot, really. Until those damned Whos came. The Grinches lived in harmony with nature, celebrated their own holidays built around the natural cycles, then came the warmongers.
At first, things were okay. The Whos took little from the world, just enough to build their homes, feed their families. Then came expansion. Those mountains were once dense with trees, felled to build Whoville. Roast Beast? Native hogs, hunted to near extinction. The Grinches? Enslaved. They rioted, and the children were taken. This did not stop them, so those bastards put each to the sword. The waters of Whoville ran red that night.
One child survived, and later escaped. He fled to the mountains, and devoted himself to making the Whos pay for what they had done.
It was not the magic of Christmas that made his heart grow three times that day. It was madness. He failed. He could not break them, as they had broken his people. They were too damned resilient, too damned established.
You ever realize the story ends there? With him "making peace"? Because that was not peace. That was suicide. The Whos of Whoville finished their extermination, and a noble species will never return...
This is canon