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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 33 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Oh, the same CEO that has systematically ruined everything the company has ever made? The same CEO that does not even have a path to profit for AI? The same CEO that admitted that they don't know how their own products really work anymore? The same one?

The CEO wants us to do a thing, and based on how they are actively pushing everything towards total clown town, I think it is in our best interest to do the opposite of what that slop CEO asks.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, the title of the article might as well be "Microsoft's Satya Nadella wants you to stop pointing out that his entire management 'strategy' for Microsoft is a complete total shit show akin to punching holes on a boat below the waterline whilst claiming the thus lighter hull will make it go faster"

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I always wonder if CEOs are like this because they live in a bubble of never being told off. They always come off as being the most out of touch, insane people that have the worst takes. Could that be due to spending most of their time around people that always do what they say?

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I reckon it's just them doing cold calculating analyses towards the objective of "keeping on suckling from the golden tit" - shame is something that detracts from personal upside maximization when saying something shamelessly self-serving will support one's own continued opportunities to make money, even if just a little bit: if claiming their work is really, truly, visionary stuff rather than the inept, uncoordinated actions of the incompetent might get them a few more months and a few more millions whilst saying no such things is certain to deliver no such gains, then the cold calculating analysis yields the logical conclusion than doubling down on bullshit is a better option than not doing so.

(I mean, this is the whole culture of both Politics and Tech "Entrepreneurship" nowadays: Keep on spewing self-serving bullshit until by some lucky happenstance something purely by chance goes right for you and you make it, or fail, either way cashing in for as long as you can keep the whole building of smoke & mirrors standing)

I expect this applies just as much when they're being checked out for possible hiring into such well paid positions (i.e. their version of "job interview") as it does in claiming that piss is in fact gold whilst defending their own actions as CEOs in order to keep on getting paid millions for what they themselves know is competence in producing a grand show of smoke and mirrors rather than of the managerial kind, so it's a natural process that keeps on delivering such people to such positions where they do such a shitty job whilst claiming that what they really are is misunderstood visionaries.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But line went up so by financial standards he is very successful.

(yes, I hate it too and it should be changed)

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Which is the whole think of enshitification. Doing something that produces actual value for society? That's nice, might be somewhat rewarded. Manage to exploit whatever you have done to extract revenue any possible exploitative way? That's going to be way more rewarded.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Indeed, I was just pointing it out as the higher level cause since this is what needs to be fixed.