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And I would love it if Mr. Nadella stopped working for a company whose name perfectly describes his genitals.
I admire the one person so far who down-voted this because... it's not nice to body-shame, especially about something that isn't in your control, such as penis size.
That said... I approve of this message. Satya Nadella can fuck right off with his tiny penis. I can't post it here because it's NSFW, but I have image evidence that Mr Nadella has a very, very small penis. I asked Copilot to show me, so I know it's accurate.
Agreed fully. It definitely isn't nice to shame anyone for having a small penis. I just like saying it because I know he's the sort of person who would get really, really pissed off by it. :-)
This image, though... part of me wants to look it up, but part of me knows I wouldn't be able to go back from that.