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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41381866

Donald Trump has said it would be “an honor” take Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado’s Nobel Peace Prize if she offered it to him, as he prepares to meet the exiled politician next week.

Machado has been in hiding due to persistent threats on her life, emerging only briefly in Oslo after a three-day mission in which she was smuggled out of the country with the help of the U.S. military for the Nobel ceremony.

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[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Time to stop handing out the peace prize, it's clearly not having the intended effect. Hand out prizes for evil instead, with medals made of cobalt 60. Would have more positive impact.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I personally prefer the idea of a Peace Prize which ensures peace by agreeing on people to take out and putting them into their own worst nightmares. Putin dies by Polonium, but only after several times being told he had ingested polonium, only to find out it was something less-deadly, but much more lastingly unpleasant, like dioxins. By the time they actually give him polonium, they can just not tell him and let him find out for himself. Trump gets to watch as his name is scrubbed from every book, every plaque. Full Akhenaten treatment, only acknowledged as a void in space where a legacy could have been. Every act, undone. Every precedent, removed. Complete Damnatio Memoriae. For the rest of his short life, he is acknowledged only by his prisoner number or, for variety, merely looked at with a sneer of disgust and a plugged nose. That sort of thing.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

he will die by novichik in corticosteroids, his current favorite weapon of choice.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I considered it, but Novichok is too quick.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

maybe on his UNDERPANTS, and then his tea.