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So this guy has time to be CEO of twitter, spacex, xai, starlink, tesla, boring company, head of DOGE and still has time to try to hook up with thousands of girls online? Something tells me CEOs are pretty useless if you can be running that many companies each week.
He doesn’t “hook up” with them
It’s ivf
He’s incapable of having sex. His penis is damaged
Source on that? I'll believe you but I'd love to read up on that.
Also, he can do all that and more because he's a drug riddled junkie. Won't be long now till he overdoses
Unfortunately it is very difficult to overdose on ketamine.
That's disappointing
Isn't is used though in anesthesia? I thought it was quite dangerous, actually