Holy shit if these people get anymore cult like they're going to move to South America and kill themselves.
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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Sounds like the kinda guy you want in charge of all of America's sensitive information.
The important thing is that he's not batshit insane.
I'm not going to have a lot of sympathy for anyone who lets that guy put his dick in them.
Well apparently he doesn't do that, news outlets are saying that all of his kids are from ivf.
Since Leon and Zuck killed factchecking, there is nothing stopping me from believing this.
If he denies it I think he should just show us dick. SHOW US YOUR FREAK DICK ELON
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The report said Musk sent Fong a direct message asking if she wanted to have his baby — despite never having met her in person. Fong confided in friends about the advance, and once Musk found out, he unfollowed her, and her X earnings reportedly nosedived. At the peak of Musk’s engagement with her posting, she apparently raked in $21,000 over a two-week stretch on his platform.
That's kind of messed up
How do you make $21,000 on twitter?
Premium Xitter subscriptions and Elon artificially inflating your numbers.
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Hi, I’m Leon! But you can call me the neo-nazi kid :D
I’m a proud white guy from South Africa (14 y/o in spirit).
I’m currently trying to fuck up the world and spread my genes hoping to be the new Hitler some day!
Do you want to have my kid? Haha just kidding. Unless…
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So this guy has time to be CEO of twitter, spacex, xai, starlink, tesla, boring company, head of DOGE and still has time to try to hook up with thousands of girls online? Something tells me CEOs are pretty useless if you can be running that many companies each week.
Yeah it's more hilarious: he's not hooking up with anyone, this is pure turkey baster going on.
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Don't forget he also doubled down on being in the top10 of PoE2 (which is ruled by nolife players that play 16 hours a day) yet he had the time to do that, I can't understand why anyone would ever trust a word coming out of his mouth ever. Pathological liar with a massive ego, hopefully the target of the next Luigi
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dear saint luigi: please please please end musk. and as many of his acolytes as possible.
But when they persisted in asking Him, He straightened up, and said to them, “Those who are without a billion among you, let them be the first to lay the basket and fasten the frame for the blade.”
Elon needs to die for the good of the human race
He and Trump. The world would be a much better place.
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It must be said again.
There are no good billionaires. Every one of them is doing stupid shit like this while people starve to death, in public or in secret.
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This is giving The Office "I want to have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend." energy
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Well now I'm starting to think that 4chan account might actually be his, how fun!
A Nazi who thinks he's the Antichrist. What a fuckin world
Who "Christians" put in power, fucking delicious irony, what a bunch of ignorant, hateful assholes.
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What. THE.
FUCK.
I put it on archive.md for anybody that couldn't see past the paywall like myself. (Sorry for the hijack but I wanted to see it quickly.) I'm not sure how everyone else is managing to read it for free tho.
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This… might just be the craziest thing I’ve read since the election
Someone should totally try to catfish him, though. Sounds like it wouldn’t be all that challenging
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As if his sorry assed genetic material should be passed on. Why do all nazis assume they're the "superior race"?
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Declining population, my ass. There were less than 4.5 billion people on the planet when I was born. That fash-hole is only worried that white people will represent a minority of the future population. Nothing more.
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Is it weird to anyone else that he just assumes his "legion" of children will follow him unquestioningly?
My dad keeps giving me stock "tips" (my stepsister works at a gold mine and he keeps telling me their stock'll go up any day now despite the mine not being in operation yet 🙄) and I haven't even followed through on that.
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What did I just read why does this dude exist
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