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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I was about to pop off without reading "okay they should make the test a pen paper, some multiple choice some essay type test, and still let everyone run, just that they publish everyone's answers before the election. also, like my better college professors, let them write a whole fucking essay after each multiple choice if they want, there's no full credit or partial credit just zero credit for dullards this damn thing is going to be a campaign document let's be real" and then i read a single sentence. i need more caffeine. or less.

also i got a whole bunch of think they are underemployed but let's be real masters and phd folk who write tests for money that could crank this thing out in an hour. two if you want it accurate. three if you want it accurate and correct.