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[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 45 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Nice work fun police, who ya gonna get? The old fart with the America song?

[–] Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's gonna be the Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan "it's not gay because we said 'no homo' circle jerk spectacular" featuring George Santos.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And you think magats are smart enough to remember that? They'll get a guy barely ressembling hogan and call it a day

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Look, all they want is a muscular man with facial hair in shorts telling them how he's going to dominate them, pin them to the floor and just start pounding them. Otherwise, it's too gay.

[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You forgot ripping his shirt off.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

a guy that looks like a hot dog, with hair like a doll.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

that would be kid rock or ted nugent. or they get triple H to dress up like hogan. remember the mcmahons are TRUMP financiers.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

hot dogs have preservatives.

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago

Kid Rock and Ted Nugent would be my guess. But I mean, you could swing a dead cat and hit like six or seven country/western singers who hate dark-skinned and/or LGBTQ+ Americans in a given honky-tonk, so they'll have no shortage of talent. And, make no mistake, some of these people are talented... but if they just use that talent to try to further divide the poor people for the benefit of the wealthy, I don't think they are worthy of my attention.

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He'll only come if the Ninja Turtle is underage.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

It’s in the name… they’re all teenagers.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

No, I have a conflicting schedule. I'm gonna be too busy not being there.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Have him sing the Canada version