badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Don't know but your room better be clean by dinner or no
tonight
Do I get
if I'm bratty enough? Is it like horseshoe theory? Eventually you'll probably have to because I'll be too bratty and will need to be placated.
I'll just eat yours in front of you maintaining eye contact to establish dominance
beandom
BeanDSM
If beans were a currency then yeah
, guess that's why we got bean counter as a saying
You act like my goal isn't to get you all nice and plump. Moohahaha
Beans are real good for weight loss for me as long as I don't have any tortillas, been coming out ahead or behind calorie wise
Oops, I put too much sour cream in them. (I so hope you're not keto...)
Soured it for me I'm vegan ๐
Aw. I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you, I lied, I didn't put sour cream, it was just all my revolutionary essence.
Much better