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[–] T156@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why is US Immigrations and Customs Enforcement even going to provide security for a sports event in another country, anyway? It seems bizarrely out of scope.

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Maybe to justify the billions of budget they have been allocated.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 day ago

Honestly, it's a rare chance for us Europeans to organise a huge protest against ICE. Now I'm kinda dreaming this happens.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

They will deport all the Italians in Italy, obviously.